中国千年宣纸制作技艺难觅传承人

黄母（黄耐霜饰）无奈携女出逃至某客栈，中国制作蓝随后带家丁追到客栈，迷路的乔溪则路遇抢亲花轿钻进去，被误为黄女抬入蓝府。

卡特作风张扬高调，千年李则身手不凡、低调谨慎，这对临时组合的东西搭档闹出不少误会和笑话。韩大使（TziMa饰）驻派美国之前曾主持破获了中涛犯罪集团的走私活动，宣纸他因此受到仇家愤恨。

但随着一次次危机发生，技艺两人渐渐培养出默契。在美国，难觅中涛指示手下绑架了韩大使的女儿素洋（JuliaHsu饰），并勒索赎金5千万美元。FBI闻讯展开全面调查，传承韩大使担心美方办事效率，执意要求调派香港的老搭档李督察（成龙饰）前来协助

FBI闻讯展开全面调查，中国制作韩大使担心美方办事效率，执意要求调派香港的老搭档李督察（成龙饰）前来协助。为了阻挠李抢先破案，千年FBI派出洛杉矶警察局状况不断的问题警探卡特（克里斯•塔克ChrisTucker饰）作为李的搭档

好脾气的瓦莱里娅本来要放弃，宣纸但忽然发现尼古拉和美丽小护士有一腿。

父母都准备去海外工作，技艺三个孩子的监护权要归谁？如果爸妈不能做决定，那么孩子就自己选边站。喜剧，难觅讲一个男人通过装假胡子装扮成兄弟两个人，周旋于女友和未来岳父之间，因为岳父喜欢有胡子的人，认为有胡子的人成熟稳重。

传承RamprasadDashrathprasadSharma(AmolPalekar)islookingforabetterpayingjob.HeandhissisterRatna(ManjuSingh)havenorelativesoracquaintancesexceptDr.Kedar(David).Dr.KedartellshimaboutBhavaniShankars(UtpalDutt)firmknownasUrmilaTraders.Shankarisaweirdman.Heisamanoftraditionalvalues,hencehenaturallyhatesyouthwearingmodernclothes.Heisasportsfan,butthinkslowlyofyouthknowinganythingaboutsports.Buthismostweirdtraitishatredtowardsmenwithoutmoustaches.Hethinksthatmenwithoutmoustachesarecharacterless.Ramprasadhasamoustache.Hetakescareofotherproblemsbywearingkurtafeigningignoranceaboutsports.Bhavanihireshimimmediately.Ramisahardworkingguy,soBhavani(Ram)havenoproblems.However,Ramoncetakesleavebypretendingthathismother(whodiedmanyyearsago)hastakenill,andgoestowatchahockeymatch.BhavaniShankar,whoalsoattendedthematch,seeshimthere.ThenextdayBhavanisummonsRamprasadtohisofficeandaskshimabouttheHockeymatch.Rememberingtheplotofamovieafriendofhisisshooting,RamconvincesBhavaniShankarthathehadseenhismoustache-lessidenticaltwinLucky(aliasLakshmanprasadDashrathprasadSharma)atthestadium.BhavaniShankarbuyshisargumentfeelsbadaboutaccusinghimanddecidestomakeamendsbyhiringLuckytoteachhisdaughterUrmila(BindiyaGoswami)music.RamprasadreluctantlyshaveshismoustachetobecomeLuckyandstartstoteachmusictoUrmila.HeishelpedbyhisactorfriendDevenVerma(playinghimself).NowUrmilaakaUrmiistheexactoppositeofherfather.ShetakesimmediatelikingtoLucky,whileRamisbarelynoticedbyher.BhavaninoticesthisgivesRamanotherjobtotutoronthepretextofherexams.Meanwhile,Mrs.Srivastav(DinaPathak),asocialite,isropedtoplaythepartofRam,LakshmanRatnasmother.LikeRam,shealsoendsupplayingherowntwininfrontofBhavani.RamdecidestotellUrmilathetruth.UrmilatellshimtotellthetruthtoBhavaniaswell.RamgoestoBhavanitotellthetruth,butBhavaniseesRamsmoustachegivingaway.BhavaniexposesRam,butendsupthinkingthatLuckymurderedRamimpersonatedhimtomarryUrmila.Inahilariouschasethatfollows,Bhavaniendsuptotallingapolicejeep.TheSeniorInspector(OmPrakash)mistakeshimforathugnamedPascalDCostaisabouttolockhimupinthejail.OnlywhenhisInspectoridentifiesBhavaniShankarbyhisrealidentityishefreed.Bynow,aharriedBhavanihasdevelopedhatredfortwinaswell.Oncominghome,hefindsthatUrmilaLuckyaremarried.Herefusestogivethemblessings,untilDr.Kedarcomestothesceneexplainsthewholesituation.Now,Bhavanibecomesevenmorefurious,butoneverybodysinsistence,relents.ThefilmendswithafamilyphotoofMrs.Srivastav,Ratna,Urmila,Ram,Dr.Kedar,BhavanissisterKalindi(ShubhaKhote)Bhavani(whoisshownwithoutmoustache).中国制作這群娘子軍將法國足球踢出新境界。

千年保羅想了個瘋狂點子：舉辦史上第一場全女子足球賽。1969年法國漢斯，宣纸香檳日報的體育記者庫塔因採訪槓上足協，被調去和女祕書艾曼紐一起籌備年度慈善義演。